Well, word's been going around, obviously- hard to miss big news like that, really. So for a good many of you, I guess this is...good-bye? I know I haven't spoken to a lot of you, but there's this sort of general feeling, you know, sentiment, between those mistakenly brought here ( Read more... )

[It's a bright blue light. Oh, it's attached to something- or someone, rather. It tilts in the dimness of some sort of building.]

Ah, hello? Is anyone out there? I'd, ah, feel a little odd talking to myself, otherwise. ....well all right, I'll just resume, on the assumption that there is, indeed, someone listening, there, on the other end. ( Read more... )

-well I did warn you, you know. Can't, can't really blame me if I gave you a warning, can you? Oh, you're still insistent on it? Actually that worked out really well- Well no, of course not from your perspective but then what do you expect! Coming at me like that- I panicked! It's perfectly normal to panic when you have someone five times your ( Read more... )

[It's very hard to knock on doors without hands, but then Wheatley gets by with a method that's never failed him yet. He has the vague feeling that he's done this before too, somewhere... Apparently his efforts have once again activated the video mechanism as he addresses the occupant of the residence, off screen.Hello! A moment of your time, if ( Read more... )

-ait, how is that-

[It appears Wheatley's at the bank, judging from what one can glimpse behind him. He has no idea the video's activated again.]

What do you mean it appears I don't have an account?! Everyone's got one, right? All the, ah, well obviously you know, otherwise I wouldn't be in here to begin with? No? Oh.Um. Okay, look- see, so ( Read more... )

Haha! Wow! Would you look at th- This is so amazing!

[What you're looking at right now? One exuberant little metal ball as he floats about, rotating this way and that, laughing.]

I can go anywhere! Look ma! No rails! And look at this! Look at this! Spinning! Three hundred and sixty degrees and not barred to an x or y axis, weeee~! I ( Read more... )